What's been going on on the old forums...?

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Platypus: I wonder what happened to Big... !
Ender:*quickly hides screaming bag in closet. Muffeled sounds*

Big who?
Platypus: That bigxfella guy or something D:
Ender:So then *ignores screaming closet* how is everyone? What are you all up to?
Platypus: What do you think we're up to? !
Tchdwn: were goin on a search and rescue for big. thats what we are doing!!!
Platypus: But if he's so big why isn't he right in front of us D:
Tchdwn:it might be one of those things where his name is big...but he is really just a little guy...either way we are on a mission from here on forward
Ender:I shall join thee in your quest for Big!

Justassoonasibringthisclosettothedump. It makes way too much noise.
Platypus: harhar Ender said ass in that sentence
Tchdwn:hey ender why did you throw away a closet? is that possible? i mean what kinda closet are we talking about? Like a walk in closet or are you referring more to like a chest? Clarification would be greatly appreciated...I'm kinda suspicious about this closet. It's probably just my imagination though.
Ender:*holds walk-in closet shut as more muffled screams and shaking almost tip it over*

Well........you know how closets get Tchdwn, when you've had them for a few years....they start to creak, errr.
Platypus: O_:O
Tchdwn: ya mine does that once in awhile. I usually try burning it. That usually does the trick. Leaves behind nothing. Absolutely nothing. You should try it. Then we'll look for big.
Ender: that is an excellent idea! I reccommend we go to a place with loud noises and heavy machinery. And a big hot lava pit....yes, lava pit, that will work.
Tchdwn: Ok good that sounds excellent. Shall we wait for platypus?
Ender: yea, hurry up platypus! Help me get this closet over to the lava pit. Put on some protection for your ears, though. They say that creaky closets can sometimes give you dillusionary ideas that you are hearing a screaming man thumping around inside.
Platypus: What's a man
Ender: ok then, *about to heave closet into lava pit* here we go....
Tchdwn: NO WAIT!! Shouldn't we not throw the closet into the lava pit? I heard that the wood used to build closets are bad for the environment when burned...and couldn't we use that wood to start rebuilding Jedia?
Ender: you're right!

We'll use a chain saw instead! *sudden screams of terror*
damn that closet again, it's trying to give us illusions again. *more screams* You're not fooling anyone!
Ender: oh yea, where did Platy go? Did he fall into the pit?
Platypus: Hey, I found a closet.
Twig: hi guys. just wanted to sto p and say hi in this thread.
Tchdwn: where did this guy come from? Does he know about the plan?
Platypus: WHOA there
Ender: It's an invasion!

They must want the closet! We must not let them have it! *proceeds to push it in lava pit*
Platypus: Wait a minute, that's not a lava pit! That's a bowl of onion soup with the cheese on top D:
Tchdwn: and plat smokes that kuuussshhhh...and he balls like swoooossshhh. That is a lava pit! But we can't dump the closet there because of harmful emissions. Maybe a wood shredder?
Platypus: We have no time for a wood shredder D:
Ender: well, I think that big should be thrown in the lava pit; he might survive the wood shredder.

OH WAIT I MEAN....err...it'll be quicker if we just dump the closet in the lava pit, so then we can fight off the invaders!!!!
Tchdwn: What would our sponsors think if we hurt the environment like that?
Tchdwn: The sponser's in the clos- ummm... uh... I mean office getting ready for vacation
Tchdwn: so do we have the go ahead?

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Ender: *looks dumbfounded as a screaming little man bursts out of the closet and runs out of sight*
oh...um....err....well....IT'S AN INVADER! WE MUST GET HIM! In the name of the environment! He's going to pollute it with that rope tied tight around him, we must stop the evil menace!

[Tchdwn11]

dog your dictation is off at the end...how can I say 3 straight lines? Platy said that middle one...its a work of art tho i must say

[ender]

*insert clever gangsta remark here*

Alright, well now it seems like you're talking to yourself, but that usually happens to you on forums, doesn't it?

[Tchdwn11]

woah man. harsh.

[ender]

no I'm serious. Whenever you reply to someone, they sometimes delete their post, so it looks like you are talking to yourself. It's hilarious.

The situation is hilarious, not you of course.

[Tchdwn11]

it is kinda funny, DK always did that. I can be funny sometimes

[Platypus]

The story is a masterpiece

[Corran]

I hit the shortcut button to these forums by mistake. They look dead.

[Darkknight15]

The clan is dead, so they ARE dead, just like Path'en and Quest wanted. I'm glad we all wanted to please them. I remember when {Jedi} used to stand up for itself, but, I guess those days are over huh?

[Platypus]

www.returnofjedi.webs.com