Post by spam on Apr 16, 2009 10:34:33 GMT -5
The Adventures of Willy J Mozart
The following is based off of a true story, except the names were changed to protect the innocent.
Chapter 1
The Robot King
Born at the age of 9 in 1472, on the planet musikadeclassica, Willy J Mozart was a talented man. He moved to earth at 1485(B.C) and was elected president of France in 2120. In 1998 he won the Olympic Gold Medal in ice skating while wearing a blindfold. It was actually Willy J who built the pyramids, except after that he traveled to the year 3010 and fought the evil robot king and saved the human race.
After this adventure, he came back to 2006 and spoke at our school. He somehow became def and started getting mad at us when we asked questions. He then left and stopped being def and decided to be awesome instead. He claimed “his ears were overflowing with awesome and he had to get some of it out with a q-tip to become undef. He later went back to musikadeclassica to visit his parents who just so happened to be on musikadeclassica2 because they were on vacation. He could not find them, so he decided to eat some chocolate.
The chocolate happened to be poisoned by the robot king come back from the dead to get revenge on Willy J. Willy J, then called his best friend Bach (the secret identity of the BACHENATOR) to save him. Bach used his super powers to save him, but then the poison passed on to Bach and he died. Willy J mourned for almost a whole 2 seconds, but then went back to France. He decided to go to the Alps.
While he was on his journey, he saw a giant grizzly bear. He used his magic fire breath to easily vanquish the dragon. Did I say Dinosaur? I meant robot king come back from the dead to get revenge. He finally killed the robot kings armies and decided to travel to the year 3056. There he met his death in an argument with Thomas the Tank Engine which somehow led to terrorist bombing and the end of the world. He decided that he would got to heaven, because he heard that H**L was not fun. People were shocked that their hero had fallen, and would never forget him.
Chapter 2 will be out sometime next week
Please give feedback
The following is based off of a true story, except the names were changed to protect the innocent.
Chapter 1
The Robot King
Born at the age of 9 in 1472, on the planet musikadeclassica, Willy J Mozart was a talented man. He moved to earth at 1485(B.C) and was elected president of France in 2120. In 1998 he won the Olympic Gold Medal in ice skating while wearing a blindfold. It was actually Willy J who built the pyramids, except after that he traveled to the year 3010 and fought the evil robot king and saved the human race.
After this adventure, he came back to 2006 and spoke at our school. He somehow became def and started getting mad at us when we asked questions. He then left and stopped being def and decided to be awesome instead. He claimed “his ears were overflowing with awesome and he had to get some of it out with a q-tip to become undef. He later went back to musikadeclassica to visit his parents who just so happened to be on musikadeclassica2 because they were on vacation. He could not find them, so he decided to eat some chocolate.
The chocolate happened to be poisoned by the robot king come back from the dead to get revenge on Willy J. Willy J, then called his best friend Bach (the secret identity of the BACHENATOR) to save him. Bach used his super powers to save him, but then the poison passed on to Bach and he died. Willy J mourned for almost a whole 2 seconds, but then went back to France. He decided to go to the Alps.
While he was on his journey, he saw a giant grizzly bear. He used his magic fire breath to easily vanquish the dragon. Did I say Dinosaur? I meant robot king come back from the dead to get revenge. He finally killed the robot kings armies and decided to travel to the year 3056. There he met his death in an argument with Thomas the Tank Engine which somehow led to terrorist bombing and the end of the world. He decided that he would got to heaven, because he heard that H**L was not fun. People were shocked that their hero had fallen, and would never forget him.
Chapter 2 will be out sometime next week
Please give feedback