Twig's attempt at a spoof series

[{Jedi}Ldr~Twig]

just trying out something new. i may post them little by little, but keep checking in for more.





{Sith} members come to Jedi server:

DOOM: ewwwww, your sith and i'm Jedi. Let's go to war because our names our different
{Sith}Leader: ok. you suck


After 2 years of pointless warness:

Tigeress: hi {Sithlords}. are you a branch of Sith?
{Sithlords} leader: no
Tigeress: well you're kind of like it so lets be enemies
{Sithlords} leader: thats lame
DOOM: Tigeress my queen. don't be hating because of a name thats wrong. {Sithlords} lets be best friends forever.
{Sithlords}leader: i'm down with that i guess





one day in game:

Lupe Fiasco: hey twig, thats a funny name
Twig: uhhh, thanks?
Lupe Fiasco: can i tryout. i can noob you with maul
Twig: sure
Lupe Fiasco: i'm good aren't i
Twig: sure. you made it in. go change your name and come back
Lupe Fiasco: ok. whats the site? do you have a site? is it a nice site? want to be friends? the clan {X-Ray} hates you. they say they want to disban you. the leader wants to talk to you right now. are you scared. they say they hate you because your a rip-off of the old Jedi. are you scared
Twig: shut up and go away Tchdwn.
Lupe Fiasco: who's tchdwn? i'm not tchdwn? i'm the leader of {X-Ray}. woops
Twig: tchdwn, i know its you. SWIPEY NO SWIPING
Lupe Fiasco: awwwww mean.





a Wisconsin high school football practice

tchdwn: i can bench press 150 pounds, but only if i'm listening to miley cyrus. put on "See You Again" Jason. "the last time" one freaked out" two "i just kept looking down" three "st-st-st-studdering"four.






random conversation

Twig: i'm tired
Pathen: KINKY
Twig: your perverted
Pathen: duh
Twig: you can make anything perverted can't you
Pathen: yup
Twig: wow, thats intense
Pathen: giggady
Twig: wow
Pathen: meow





tournament

Corran: EVERYONE LINE UP ON THIS LINE OR BE BOOTED!
DOOM: why did you kill me?
Corran: NO KILLING OR YOUR BOOTED!
Quest: Platypus, wth
Platypus: sorry, that was my brother
Corran: NYY, your demoted





war {Jedi} vs. [fight]

Twig: let's do this
Platypus: 3-0 already?
[fight]fm: lag. this lag sucks. this server sucks. Jedi sucks. you all suck and you're mean. you cheated!
[fight]Hellfire: i don't have any lag at all.
Twig: excuses
Platypus: wow shortest war ever. 5-0 in 10 minutes
Twig: lol, well gg guys.
[fight]fm: you all suck!
[fight]Hellfire: fm, your an jerk
Twig: wanna join Jedi hellfire?
[fight]Hellfire: yes and thank you for saving me
[fight]fm: i will always hate you hellfire and you too Twig.





happy day

Corran: Tigeress, will you marry me?
Tigeress: no, just be my king
Corran: that works
Twig: i wanna be a prince!




a day in a server

Tigeress: i miss my stale cookie lancer
Pathen: i can give you a stale cookie

[×Path'en×]

LOL cookie

[ender]

Some of that is actually true

[Quest]

lol. I luved everything about it. It seemed completely true, but am not sure about some stuff. Or am I? >.> btw, I believe it was NYY playin at the tourny and Platy was shooting lightning at me, not killing me. Switch the two around and all those tourny quotes are true. lol jk, Corran didn't say anything about demotion or booting.

[{Jedi}Ldr~Twig]

i know, that was the spoofization of it. i wasn't there. corran just told me about it, so i made it my own. lol.

[Platypus]

ehehehe... xD

[×Path'en×]

what tournie?? O.o

[{Jedi}Ldr~Twig]

the one Jadis almost beat u in.

[×Path'en×]

"almost" ;P

that was fun, a nice challenge for a change :3
like a cool breeze on a summer'd day

[MEGA]

Twig you ever eat that cookie?